The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.328 billion Weirdos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Weird City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth 624 trillion Weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,583 Weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and citizens are now allowed to discuss whether The Weirdo is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the Weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 14,751^st in the world and 423^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 136.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.